What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 03:00

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.